17 August 2010

Memos That Make Me Laugh

 
Last night I had CQ duty (Charge of Quarters).  When I showed up for my shift I started paging through the SOP binder on the desk and found this memo.  What has the world come to that we need a freaking memo for making coffee?  I like this the best:
 
"Follow these instruction to maintain coffee availability".  Oooohhh, I knew how to make coffee, I just had no idea why I needed to!  So many questions were answered by this memo.  The context of this memo is missing from the pictures.  This memo was placed in the binder before most other memos; before the SOP for what to do if the building catches on fire, or if an OC becomes seriously ill, or if we receive a bomb threat.  I do appreciate the priorities of this organization.  

I actually blogged last week about my security clearance.  But it's still in the Edit portion of the blog because I could hear my lawyer call me up and tell me to take it down.  He's so unfunny about that sort of thing.